gaypeopletwitter:

spector:

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant?
a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

robo-ahoge:

robo-ahoge:

the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol

me:

i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this

(Source: crackhead-majima)

captain-raptor:

killowave-the-2nd:

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

kunstzauber:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

raineydaydelib:

h-brook-writes:

capillaries:

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

Bilbo Baggins.

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

popularbussy:

This post predicted the future

everythingfox:

everythingfox:

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

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It is done

briee-elle:

Dispatch catch from 🐦 app XD